Shhh, the lying to save your life section comes later.

Blaine

Clive: I'm gonna run this by Bozzio.
Ravi: If she bears your children, you'll start using her first name, right?

We did it! Zombie cure, here we come!

Major

Buzzfeed teaches us that when a man abruptly changes his plans, he's up to no good.

Liv

One hundred fifty three people watched you unpack a box. How? Why?

Ravi

For the record, all you are to me is a mistake.

Peyton

Looks like a no brainer to me, Liv!

Ravi

You sleep with someone. You think you know them. They could be anyone.

Peyton

Liv: Have you guys ever wrestled? Stripped down, oiled up, see who winds up on top?
Major: Have we?
Ravi: Strangely enough, no.
Major: Night's young.

Go forth and direct your lust elsewhere.

Ravi

I'm gonna show you why they call it a cockpit!

Kristen Bell

"The Upright Position" as read by Kristen Bell. I've always felt a kind of connection to her.

Liv

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Liv: Do you have any open sores in your mouth?
Major: Sexy.

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Oh, the humanity.

Liv