Liv: Can I have my hand back now?
Ravi: Die with the con, Liv.

Ravi: I just had a thought. What if you have a vision of having sex with Clive? You might see his 'O' face!
Liv: Really? That's where your mind goes?
Ravi: I bet it's super angry.

I've got the brains, we've both got the looks. Let's make money!

Vaughn

Liv: Love is only a delay of death. Tragedy waiting in the wings.
Blaine: You're bumming me out, man.

Check out Twitter. Soak in the hate.

Angel

Help me, Zombie-wan Kenobe. You're our only hope!

Blaine

There was that one time her eyes turned red and she killed someone, but that was probably a one-off.

Peyton

This the the best brain ever. I almost want to start killing magicians so it never ends.

Ravi

Of course I want to sex you up, girl. You're very attractive, and I very much have a penis.

Major

If you have sex, Major will become a zombie. That's not a risk, it's a certainty.

Ravi

Peyton: Are you threatening me?
Mr. Boss: Gosh, no!

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Angus: Cronus, king of the Titans, ruled the universe. A prophecy said he'd be overthrown by his son. Each time his wife produced one, he'd kill it. Know how?
Blaine: Bored them to death?

iZombie Quotes

Liv: Do you have any open sores in your mouth?
Major: Sexy.

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Oh, the humanity.

Liv