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It's like mental pork rinds.
Ravi
It was all about finding my motivation.
Liv
A major Major problem or a minor Major problem?
Vaughn Du Clark
Room temperature zombie sex?
Ravi
Can we just be honest for a moment? We both know deep down that this can't work. Being a zombie has changed me. You love the woman I was before, you tolerate the woman I am now.
Liv
I'm a CPA, not a super villain!
Mr. Boss
I literally got screwed into becoming a zombie hooker.
Natalie
Blaine: How familiar are you with the movie, Dawn of the Dead?
Drake: I've seen it.
Blaine: Remember how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?
Drake: Yeah.
Blaine: You're what's outside of the mall.
Dammit Don. E, I'm a brain dealer not a doctor!
Blaine
Ravi: Oh, Mighty-Whitey! What do you think?
Liv: I think I would be the Klu Klux Klan's favorite superhero.
Major: You should have been able to see from your snooping that I haven't texted her since you and I got back together.
Liv: How do I know you didn't call her from a landline?
Major: You promised you'd fight it.
Liv: I tried, and I lost.