You've got the slow and agonizing death thing under control right? Great. I hope it hurts.

Blaine

Blaine: I don't know if you're hungry, but you know what my mom always said?
Major: Why'd I stop using birth control?
Blaine: No! There's always room for soup!

Turning you back to your old self is the primary objective, but it is vital that we're able to do the same with all the other zombies we believe are out there.

Ravi

There are zombies in the world, Peyton. And I'm one of them.

Liv

It's not aliiiive! Not aliiiiive!

Ravi

You named the cured zombie rat Hope? And bought her a toy!

Liv

Liv! Be aggressive. B-E aggressive.

Ravi

Hope's dead. How on the nose.

Liv

I didn't kill a national hero for nothing. Find those brains.

Blaine

I'm not going to prison. Have you seen Orange is the New Black? I'm not taking a shower wearing tampon sandals!

Tate

We can never tell anyone about this. Not your therapist, not your priest, and not your future NA sponsor.

Cameron

Liv: How does it feel to finally know the truth?
Major: Better.

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Liv: Do you have any open sores in your mouth?
Major: Sexy.

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Oh, the humanity.

Liv