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So you know I'm referring to your beard as Princess Sparkles from now on, right?
Major
I take back every bad thing I ever said about frat boys. These brains are fun as hell!
Liv
I hope you like jagerbombs and homoerotic subtext.
Ravi
Liv: What happened to Caesar?
Ravi: He came, he saw, he was stabbed several times in quick succession with a sharp, cylindrical object.
With any luck, someone with a winning personality is out there getting murdered right now. Woah... uncool Liv!
Liv
She domesticated you. Like a lap dog or a pigeon that would eat crumbs out of your hand.
Ravi
Blaine: Somewhere out there, Major Lillywhite, the most presciently named zombie of all time, roams the earth.
Liv: Whitey Shamblemore begs to differ.
How low must the bar be for me to be bale to say with some sincerity that I'm proud of you?
Liv
Oh, the humanity.
Liv
Liv: Have you noticed that Finale Hope hates me?
Ravi: Her name is New Hope, not Final Hope. You know this. If I wanted to give her a depressing name, I would have gone with Phantom Menace.
Let me know if you survive. You're our guinea pig now.
Liv
Major: Why are you doing this?
Blaine: Daddy issues. Megalomania. Greed. Wow, that felt really good to get off my chest.
