Mr. Boss: Gentlemen, let's make a deal.
Major: Stacy Boss.

Dale: So, what's it like being the most hated man in Seattle?
Blaine: I don't know. I haven't talked to A-Rod in a while.

Let's face it. We all have a little monster in us.

Blaine Voiceover

Who'd want to unthaw are prisoners, and why?

Chase

Did I mean for Steve to get shot? Of course not. Could the plan have gone better? Sure, but ask yourself, could it also have gone worse?

Liv

Liv: Stevadore, can you hack a dead teenager's social media account?
Steve: Can a thing that's known for doing a thing do that thing?

Blaine lies, cheats, steals, kills, and prospers. Meanwhile, I can't even prevent a bunch of dying kids from being hunted like dogs.

Ravi

Ravi: Did you threaten your neighbor's life last night?
Blaine: I did. He was being insolent.
Ravi: Well, he's dead now so ...
Liv: You're under arrest for murder.

You know what I enjoy? Killing people who piss me off, and that's not hyperbole. If you don't that car moved, I will literally end your life. Nod if you understand.

Blaine

Al: So what's next? Politics?
Blaine: Ha! Do I really seem that depraved?
Al: Jury's still out.

That guy really doesn't like zombies.

Clive

Would you like to meet the new boss? Because he wants to meet you.

Inspector

iZombie Quotes

Liv: Do you have any open sores in your mouth?
Major: Sexy.

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Oh, the humanity.

Liv