Spud: To hell with the police. Ain't no one getting blown up. Blue lives matter? Uh uh. White lives matter.
FG Soldier: Hate to break it to you; you're far from white, Spud.
Spud: Tell that to the deadenders calling me whitey.

Come on, CB! We're police. We have the right to bear arms.

Liv [flexing muscles]

Ravi: It's corn syrup.
Liv: Nice work, Ravi.
Ravi: Thank you.
Liv: You just ate 57 empty calories.

I'm going for a swim. Don't be here when I get back.

Blaine

Your hair. Where is it?

Ravi

Blaine: Dr. Debeardo, where's your better half?
Ravi: Not now, Blaine. I had a bit of a late one --feeling a bit ropey.
Crybaby: The man asked you a question.
Ravi: And I ignored it. Blaine, you might want to call off your lady friend. I'm not going to buy you a new one if this one gets broken.

Chase Graves had no interest in being popular whereas being popular is what I live for.

Major

Threaten me all you want Whitey. I don't work for zombies anymore.

Border Patrol Agent

Blaine: Who's here?
Don E: Think of all the people you would like to see. It's none of them.

Dale: While you're out there fighting crime ...
Clive: Yes?
Dale: Can you find me some chocolate?
Clive: Honey, that is no easy mission not in this --
Dale: Some salted caramel dark chocolate.

Peyton: Still want to run off somewhere where no one knows who you are?
Ravi: Zombies and humans all believing we can work together. What should we do first, Renegade?

Major: A year from now, you'll be patriots. There will be statues of you in the time square. Zombie children will be taught nursery rhymes about your exploits. Zombie teenagers will go to De Beers high. There will be Don E's deep fried brain stands across the city.
Blaine: All of our debts forgiven.
Hobbs: Um, maybe we should ...
Major: Done.

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Liv: Do you have any open sores in your mouth?
Major: Sexy.

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Oh, the humanity.

Liv