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Teacher: So you're firing me because I'm gay?
Principal: God no, my daughter's gay. Brain dispensary and tanning salon. Parents were complaining. I guess you can't blame them for wanting their kids taught by somebody who is alive.
Just so you know, I have an alibi.
Ravi
Hey, look at me. Nobody puts Ravi in a corner.
Liv
Ravi: This might be weird, but I think Clive just got me pregnant.
Clive: Let's not joke about that right now.
Michael: So, who died?
Teen zombie: This guy Baron. He was the coyote who brought is here. He saved our lives.
Tween zombie: We saw him take five bullets to the chest.
Michael: That shouldn't kill him.
Tween: It kills most humans.
Michael: He was a human?
Teen: Yeah. All coyotes are humans.
Dale: So you slept with her then broke up with her, and then the next day you asked me to marry you?
Clive: Yeah, it sounds a lot closer when you say it that way?
Dale: You mean the order in which it happened?
I've been saving that up for a while so, [sings] that girl was poisoned. And so was that guy with cyanide.
Ravi
I'm keeping my end of the bargain if you're too overwhelmed to return a phone call, maybe you're a little out of your depth.
Peyton
Liv: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Ravi: Are you thinking about searing groin pain?
Jimmy: We go all out too, like white wigs, zombie music ...
Clive: So you paint your face and appropriate another culture? [Clinks glass with Ravi]
Sketchbook Jimmy: Hmm never thought about that.
Spud: To hell with the police. Ain't no one getting blown up. Blue lives matter? Uh uh. White lives matter.
FG Soldier: Hate to break it to you; you're far from white, Spud.
Spud: Tell that to the deadenders calling me whitey.
Yes, some of us are going to die, so that all of us don't die. If that's not what you signed up for then go. That goes for all of you.
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