Favorite Jersey Shore Quotes
I'm gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.
Ronnie
Snooki: My first thought was: I don't wanna clean this up. My second thought was: I just f*%ked up dinner. My third thought was: What the f*%k am I gonna eat?!
Vinny: I got juice all over me!
Pauly D: That's what she said.
Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, I will hide in a bush. I do f*%ked up sh!t, I don't even know what's wrong with me.
Snooki
[to Vinny] That's what you get for putting a fat girl's ass in your face! That's how you get pink eye!
Ronnie
Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.
I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell.
JWoww
Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.
Mike
He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.
Snooki
Aww yeah, last cheer yeah!
Pauly D
My vagina's out.
Snooki
The Situation: Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.
Non-DTF Girl: I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!
