Favorite Jersey Shore Quotes
[on Snooki] Someone needs to teach her how to fight or duck.
Pauly D
Ronnie's obliviated at this point.
Vinny
[to Vinny] Stick it in one of the jet holes.
JWoww
I don't like tests, that's why I didn't go to college... don't test me, 'cause I will fail a majority of the time.
Ronnie
I was doin' mad work tonight bro! Mad work!
Ronnie
I'm walking blind here! Do you have any pickles?
Snooki
Ronnie doesn't want to give up his cookie, and that's Sam. You need to give up your cookie, son, so you can go find another one. I'm eatin' chocolate chip cookies every night, dog.
The Situation
Jenni's t!ts defy gravity... Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and rework them around Jenni's t!ts.
Vinny
I came in with a bang and I'm going out with a bang.
Snooki
My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy and live my life.
Snooki
I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.
Jenni
I know that Deena wants to make out with Mike, but doesn't want to be too forward.
Snooki
