Favorite Jersey Shore Quotes
The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.
She just doesn't want to feel like a trash bag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.
Pauly D
How the hell did I wake up and my hair still done?
Pauly D
A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don't get it.
Sammi
I know that Deena wants to make out with Mike, but doesn't want to be too forward.
Snooki
[on Snooki] Someone needs to teach her how to fight or duck.
Pauly D
I didn't even know what was going on in my head ... I'm like 'I'm gonna f*%kin' knock a bitch up!'
Sammi
I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.
Jenni
Ronnie doesn't want to give up his cookie, and that's Sam. You need to give up your cookie, son, so you can go find another one. I'm eatin' chocolate chip cookies every night, dog.
The Situation
I don't like tests, that's why I didn't go to college... don't test me, 'cause I will fail a majority of the time.
Ronnie
Jenni's t!ts defy gravity... Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and rework them around Jenni's t!ts.
Vinny
I'm saving myself for cowboy.
Snooki
