Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heals, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it.
Sammi
If you're not a guido then you can get the f*ck outta my face.
Sammi
You only learn, you grow, you move on, you have to push through every situation that you're in.
Sammi
Next thing you know, the grill is legit burnt. Smoke. Like flames.
Sammi
I didn't even know what was going on in my head ... I'm like 'I'm gonna f*%kin' knock a bitch up!'
Sammi
Yes, I had sex. Like, hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.
Sammi
I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle. It's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel ... everything.
Pauly D
There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel. Can't leave without my gel.
Pauly D
In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.
Pauly D
Don't let the hair fool you, like, I'm not a bitch.
Pauly D
She just doesn't want to feel like a trash bag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.
Pauly D
I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!
Ronnie
