Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Sundays 9:00 PM on E!Keeping Up with the Kardashians Quotes
I think we should go there and educate ourselves because I want to have a stance.
Kim
I don’t watch TV, I don’t look online.
Kourt
Scott was photographed last night with Bella [Thorne].
Kourtney
All I would do in 1999 is watch Forensic Files and scare the sh*t out of myself, and lock myself upstairs.
Kim
Are you guys always going to have your boobs out? 90 years old at your funeral, like, tits out.
Scott
Kourt thinks Kendall doesn't like her.
Khloe
This isn't Jerry Springer. You're not gonna, like, beat up your sister.
Khloe
Khloe: Actually I get told I have really good style... from, like, a lot of people.
Kim [rolling her eyes]: Really? What people?
I think I could make your life so much easier, and so much cooler, if I gave you a makeover.
Kim
Kim: Her body is the accessory.
Kourtney: Is that Kanye's phrase?
I think because Kendall travels so much, and I have three kids, we just really don't spend time together. We used to be so connected.
Kourtney
I just felt so fucking stupid. The fact that I would offend other people or hurt other people was definitely not the intent. And that's what got me the most.
Kendall
