Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Sundays 9:00 PM on E!Keeping Up with the Kardashians Quotes
Jeez my app is about chocolate chip cookie recipes.
Kourtney
At the end of the day, she raised the Kardashians.
Kendall
She literally started three families with three different people and fucked everyone over.
Kim
The show's not called Keeping Up with the Jenners.
Kim
I'll let you know if I'll still be speaking to you after I read this book.
Kim
Khloe: Honestly it feels like you can someone inside your stomach trying to get out of it.
Rob: Ah! The aliens are going to get me!
That ship has definitely sailed, and it's in the fucking Bermuda triangle down at the bottom of the ocean.
Kim
Obviously Khlo$ has to bring the party.
Khloe
Kourtney and I used to go the Large Marge monologue all of the time.
Kim
She's 61... I don't think she has any eggs.
Kourtney
And Caitlyn thought she was going to be the only Olympic person in this family.
Scott
I do kind of feel like I'm on The Bachelor, so does somebody have a rose?
Khloe
