He's one of the guys that kept me from falling all the way down, and now I'm asking the other guy to understand why I'm gonna help him.

Eliot

He showed me I could use my knife to create instead of destroy.

Eliot

Metz: I can't thank you enough.
Nate: Well, you know I should be thanking you.
Metz: For what?
Nate: For reminding to listen; I appreciate it.

Hardison: You know the difference between us and them?
Parker: hmm?
Hardison: We make this look good.

Nate: Stop. You knew?
Sophie: I listened.
Nate: Ok. We need to fix. We need to get our clients reputation back.
Parker: How do we do that?
Nate: By making Kanack insane.

Nate: It's not about the money. It was never about the money. You want your reputation back.
Metz: I appreciate the help. Thanks for trying.

Kanack: Look, all I care about is the signal we received. Do you think you can decipher it? Mr?
Eliot: Riker, Willy Riker. Willy Riker is my full name.

Sophie: Why would someone dedicate so much time listening to nothing?
Nate: For the hope of what they might hear.

Parker: I win. I want to go bunging jumping.
Hardison: We already did that.
Parker: Not off a hot air balloon.
Hardison: I seriously need to win one of these bets.

Parker: I'm going thru the vents. Bet I get there first.
Hardison. No, I don't think that's a good idea.
Parker: Winner gets to choose our next date. Ready- set- go.
Hardison: Wait. I wasn't ready.

Nate: We can have the research back in 2 hours. Right Hardison? Hardison?
Hardison: Less. I would actually like to enjoy the rest of my Sunday.
Parker: He wants to get to his online Orc battle.

Elliot: What kind of guy names a toilet after himself?
Sophie: Someone who cares more about fame and then respect, that's for sure.

Leverage Quotes

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.