Nate: So, is it some place warm?
Sophie: I don't remember.
Nate: Is it Boston?
Sophie: Nate, I don't remember.
Nate: You sure it's the Stanley Cup?
Sophie: That I remember.
Nate: Where was the last place you remember not having it?
Sophie: I don't remember.

Nate:What the hell just happened?
Vlad: You did too good a job.
Nate: Thanks Vlad.

Parker: Did I fall asleep again?
Hardison: Yeah.
Parker: How did the movie end?
Hardison: Soiliet Green as people.

Nate: What did you steal?
Sophia: Something hockey related, a certain trophy.
Nate: No, you didn't. Not the Stanley Cup. No I saw it last year in Boston.
Sophie: That was a fake. Not a very good one. No, no no, my engrave was awful.
Nate: Ok, so where's the real one?
Sophie: I don't remember.

Hardison: I don't like lying to them Nate, especially Parker.
Nate: It's for the best. Everything set?
Hardison: Almost. Locking in the money right now. You sure about this?
Nate: All good things come to an end Hardison. By the way, thank you.

Parker: Drink our juice.
Sophie: Do we have to?
Parker: Yes.
Nate: It's very interesting.
Elliot: You kidding me with this? You can't server this to people.

I'm only going to say this once boys, give me the... teddy bear.

Elloit

Romer: my company had a little accident. A couple of employees got hurt. The government fines me. I pay the fines, I still get sued.
Nate: Big fine?
Romer: Million bucks. Hey, something good about the system. If you and I kill a guy, we go to prison. If my company kills a guy, pays a fine, that's the cost of doing business.

Nate: Portland is odd.
Sophie: Very very wet, we're gonna have to a serious talk about moving somewhere with less rain.
Hardison: London has rain.
Sophie: No London has fog. Fog is mysterious, rain just ruins my hair.

Parker: Hardison and I are dating.
Hardison: We just got back from a round the world trip.

Eliot: Well, you just can't setup shop in the back of someone's restaurant.
Hardison: Of course not. That's why I bought the Microbrewery. What? No he didn't?
Parker: Yes, he did.
Hardison: We brew our own beer now.
Parker: Yeah, and we are calling it, Thief Juice. Tastes like bad guys.

Sophie: Excuse me, what is this place?
Hardison: Oh This? This is Leverage Inc. Portland branch, come on baby.

Leverage Quotes

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.