Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Season 3 Quotes
Pierce: I read Moby Dick. Six times.
Lucifer: Oh, really? What happened on page 83?
Nice to see you all again. What? Too soon?
The Sinnerman
Good luck mojoing the blind guy.
Maze
So you don't want him but nobody else can have him? That's awfully greedy of you, Maze.
Well, I saw them in her office. Clearly about to bone.
Maze
Linda: OK. That was weird.
Amenadiel: Is it weird for us to be friends?
Linda: No. Of course not. I mean, can't a woman be friends with a, with a brilliant, tall, gorgeous, angel?
Amenadiel: Well, can't an angel be friends with an amazing, accomplished, beautiful, compassionate, woman? [They kiss.]
Linda: Um, I can't. This is a mistake.
Amenadiel: Um. OK. OK. I'm so sorry, Linda. [They kiss again.]
Amenadiel: Honestly, Luci, who cares how you spend your nights?
Lucifer: Um, EVERYONE! My exciting lifestyle gives regular people something to aspire to! I provide hope!
You think Mack's the killer? You're just profiling fabulous people, aren't you? Enough with this crusade against us already!
Dealing with mortality was so much easier when I was just another clueless idiot. Being a celestial insider really sucks.
Linda
Chloe: LAPD. We want to talk to you about a murder.
Benji: You're not paparazzi? Oh, thank God.
Lucifer: Sheesh. The things Dad gets credit for.
Dan: Uh, he's a dude and he's straight.
Lucifer: That's never stopped me before, Daniel. I'm so good at flipping men, they call me "The Skillet."
Charlotte: You know, you might be just the person to guide me.
Ella: To where?
Charlotte: To somewhere other than hell. You see, I've learned there are consequences to my darkness. Really permanent ones, as it turns out. And I was thinking, you could help me avoid them?
