Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Season 3 Quotes
Lucifer: Do you take requests?
Piano Player: What do you want to hear?
Lucifer: Myself.
Chloe: So a jack o'lantern stole your necklace?
Amenadiel: So you know this man. Where can I find this Mr. O'Lantern?
Amenadiel: It's dangerous for humanity to be exposed to divinity.
Lucifer: Well, then, I wouldn't sit on that couch. I left a lot of divinity there.
Amenadiel: Oh, these poor creatures. They know not what they do.
Lucifer: I beg to differ. Everyone here is well aware that they're doing me.
Girl: That's so hard.
Lucifer: Yes, always. But let me help you with your stick first.
Lucifer: I wonder why I didn't figure it out sooner. World's first murderer, marked by God, and doomed to walk the earth alone for a tortured eternity. It's quite the moniker, yet still, nowhere near as ridiculous as The Sinnerman; wouldn't you agree, Cain?
Pierce: You may as well pour me one, too.
Lucifer: You're right. I don't have it in me to kill a human.
The Sinnerman: No, wait. You have to do it.
Lucifer: I wondered you, the evil genius hadn't spread a trap.
The Sinnerman: It has to be you.
Lucifer: Because I was the trap. You never wanted freedom. Your true desire was to die, and for some reason, you needed me to do it...
The Sinnerman: Yes, you supposedly believe in free will, then honor mine!
Lucifer: Why do you need ME to do it? Why? Why??
Lucifer: There's no glory in wrestling a starving bear. Perhaps a last meal of some kind to perk you up. Hello! Caviar.
Sinnerman: You're going to...FEED me?
Lucifer: Just because I'm going to kill you doesn't mean I'm not civilized.
Are you and my dad having sex?
Trixie
Trixie: I like you. You're funny.
Charlotte: And you're...short.
Come on, detective. Chop, chop! More dead-end clues aren't going to find themselves!!
Lucifer: I have no idea what "The Sin Bin" is, but I approve.
Chloe: It's a bouncy box.
