Pierce: Did your partner just admit to snorting the evidence?
Lucifer: The only thing I admit to being incredibly focused on this case.

Lucifer: You can't just walk out on me. I'll tell everyone who you are!
Pierce: Go ahead. They don't even believe you're the devil.

Cain: What if I lose?
Lucifer: Well, hopefully, you die.

Well, you may have crossed paths with God, but you certainly never made a deal with the devil now, did you?

Charlotte: You are not being your excessively cheery self today. What gives? Fine. Don't tell me.
Ella: Pierce yelled at me yesterday. He said that I talked to much. So I'm trying to talk less.
Charlotte: If I fell apart every time a man told me he didn't like what I was doing, I'd be in a million pieces right now. But instead, I broke through, rose through the ranks, built my own firm and here I am! In this entry level DA job.
Ella: But he's like a hero of mine.
Charlotte: You need to get a thicker skin, stand up for yourself because the truth is, nobody's going to do it for you.

Cain: Thanks for the drink.
Lucifer: I figure it's the least I could do, after all, I am the reason you're leaking all over my floor.

Killer slash necklace thief alert.

See? You're just as bad as me, brother. Pride is your sin, too.

I'm a demon, and I've risen from the bowels of hell to torture you.

Maze

Oh my Gosh. That's her, in the flesh. That's Misty Canyons! Ha! There's Venus de Milo! What is this? Nirvana? Do all porn stars reside in LA?

Lucifer: Remember that news report thingy? Well, there was a picture of our dead man standing next to a very distinctive decolletage.
Amenadiel: You identified a woman by her boobs.

Amenadiel: Don't you need some kind of key to start it?
Lucifer: You know me, brother. I can turn anything on.