Magnum P.I. Quotes
Why, all of the sudden, are you asking these deeply probing questions? No offense but you have the emotional intelligence of a 9-year-old.Rick [to Magnum]
Magnum [looking at strollers]: When you said you wanted me to go with you for a test drive, this is not what I had in mind.
Rick: Oh. come on. Get a load of this bad boy!
Magnum: I know I don't make it easy.
Katsumoto: You never do.
Go honor your friend's memory, Magnum. I'll honor the facts.Katsumoto [to Magnum]
Magnum: Nuzo didn't do this.
Katsumoto: And I hope you're right. But by concealing evidence, you've made him that much more of a suspect.
What an exciting life you do lead, Thomas.Higgins [to Magnum]
Female cop: Nice ride, detective. Mid-life crisis?
Katsumoto: I've had this bike since I was 29.
Female cop: Wow. Yours hit early.
Don't let the years slip between your fingers like we did.Danny [to Magnum]
Any excuse to put on my favorite suit.Rick [to Magnum]
Magnum: First I get Fun Higgins, then I get Sweet Higgins.
Higgins: Don't worry. I'm sure Drunk Magnum won't remember a thing tomorrow.
Magnum: I am gone for one day and you bring Fun Higgins to work.
Higgins: I'm always fun.
You gonna let a dying man drink alone?Bob [to Magnum]