Tate: If I catch you sniffing around again, there will be consequences.
Magnum: I'm not afraid of consequences, Mr. Walker. But you should be.

Thomas: That guy just totally checked you out. I guess he's into chicks.
Juliet: Please don't.

Is there a reason you're eyeing my breakfast like a rabid mongoose?

Katsumoto [to Rick]

Usually when some rando pulls something like this, I'm tempted to report them to the cops for stalking. But it seems like you're doing something nice for a friend.

Malia [to Rick]

You are really owning that chicken suit.

Rick: How is that bacon? Are you enjoying it?
Katsumoto: Almost as much as I'm enjoying your pain.

Jacob: What's social media?
Higgins: It's a form of communication that's supposed to allow us to be closer to each other but actually isolates us further.

Magnum: It looks like [Kilo] was grabbed ... violently.
Higgins: His friends were right to be worried.

Knowing how lazy I am, we should have hit it by now.

Jin

What are you doing leaning on the car? It's not a photo shoot.

Thomas [to Jin]

Magnum: You're not serious about that whole discipline thing, are you?
Higgins: I'm English and I went to boarding school. So what do you think?

Katsumoto: He was dead before you caught the case. There was nothing you could have done.
Juliet: Cold comfort, I'm afraid.