Popular Modern Family Quotes
By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
Cam [giving Lily dating advice]: Definitely compliment his outfit, laugh at his jokes...
Lily: What if they aren't funny?
Cam: Oh honey, the cute ones rarely are. God doesn't give with both hands.
Phil Dunphy this is the year 2025, welcome, you're the first one here.Phil
Let me burn your clothes!Haley [to Alex]
Put the 'he' in 'hero,' son.Phil
Vegas you have a gambling problem and her name is Claire.Claire
I am going to do what I am trained to do. I am going to lie, grovel, debase myself until I get what I want. I am a lawyer, damn it.Mitchell
Thank you Uncle Manny!Haley
I sleep clown.Cam
Knock it off old man!Mitchell [to Jay]
Sometimes I worry nobody's going to like Alex.Claire
Claire: We are having fun.
Mitchell: You are. I'm just doing what you're making me do.