Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Modern Family Quotes
Lily: Y’all fightin?
Cam: No no sweetie, we’re just having a conversation about how your daddy can be so stuck up.
Jump, swim, now give me your best Beyonce.
Cam
Cameron: Wham Bam thank you Cam.
Mitchell: Seriously you got her number.
Cameron: Sure did and all my shirts should be ironed and the seams should appear straight, just like their owner.
Phil, we're them! We're the cover of the old people pamphlet.
Claire
Claire: Don't you need to check IDs?
Bouncer: No sorry, we don't offer a senior discount.
Haley: Hey mom?
Claire: Yeah?
Haley: Can I have forty dollars for lunch?
Claire: Forty dollars?
Haley: I also need a book for school.
Claire: A book?
Haley: I want a dress.
Claire: Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are?
Alex: I'd be more worried that she couldn't come up with a single book title
Haley: Did anyone see my leopard print skirt?
Phil: I saw a leopard headband on the stairs.
Haley: That's it.
I know how awesome college is, that's how I got kicked out.
Haley
I have an uncle that can only wear bell-bottoms. Hand to God.
Cam
Cam: Sweetie what's your name?
Girl: Blanche.
Cam: Shut up really? Mitchell would die.
I haven't been single since I was nine.
Haley
Claire's a perfectionist, which sometimes is a good thing, like when it comes to picking a husband.
Phil
