All's I know is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth and not you.

Hayley

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The molten chocolate cake looks slutty and delicious. Would it kill you to say that about me?

Cam

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You're a bad valentine!

Joe

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Drive til you hear a party.

Luke

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I love things that don't make sense. That's my gig.

Professor Arvin

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Ok, what kind of freak show goes on when I'm not around?

Manny

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The waiter! I knew he was flirting with you!

Gloria

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Mitch: Who are these men?
Cam: What are these things I don't do?

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You realize she's not that big, right? It's mostly just hair.

Alex

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What the hell?! I'll clean my room. I promise!

Joe

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Aww. The scarier you try to be, the more adorable you are.

Phil

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You can't drink. You have to stay sober to drive the rest of us home.

Jay

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