Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Modern Family Quotes
The only time I break a sweat is when we run after the ice cream truck
Phil
You'll get a donut when I get answers, you piece of trash.
Cam
Mitch: It is a lot less money though.
Cam: Well, you know, we don't have to decide today.
There's a box out here marked fruit of the month. I'm assuming that means one of you won a contest.
Pam
Her therapy dog got the flu, so I get to ride first class. Well, on her lap.
Hayley
You still got it! And to think I was worried last night, when you were trying to turn on your phone flashlight, and ended up taking like 30 pictures of your angry face.
Manny
Tarnation! Here comes your kin! Git! Git!
Cameron
She's not a jukebox, Fonzie!
Jay
Guys, if we don't figure out a way get out of here soon, we're never gonna make it to the escape room.
Phil
No, you made me feel bad about myself, and I deserve better than that. Ok?
Haley
What's her forecast?
Rainer
That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.
Phil