Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Modern Family Quotes
Hey, you're blocking the driveway. Hit the road already.
Haley
Margaret is very vulnerable! I've had to rescue her a bunch of times from cults and an Amway pyramid.
Jay
I know you're scared, but you should feel proud. You took kind of a weird kid and turned him into somebody so comfortable with himself, he's willing to take on a pretty big adventure.
Cam
Amazing news. The Grand Marshall in today's parade just got #MeToo'd, and they need me to fill in.
Jay
Can you scratch my nose? I feel like you're closer.
Claire
But if you're always telling yourself how lucky you are, it's probably because you're afraid to ask yourself how happy you are. Right?
Dylan
Hey. You there? We're having some trouble getting these bad boys down.
Phil
Did you get a peck from a pickled Pepper?
Cam
Phil thinks he can Mean Girls me? How lame is that? Let me tell you something, I might be a pretty face, but I fight to win. Just like Legally Blonde!
Jay
Well, well, well, if it isn't John, Paul, and George. Anybody need a Ringo?
Phil
Haley, I fell in love with you that day and I never stopped. I'm going to keep making myself better until I deserve you.
Dylan
Ok, so what does real estate equal? Eighty percent contact.
Phil
