Modern Family
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Alex is going to be a very nervous man.
Gloria
Counselor, you're speaking weirdly.
Judge
It was a pretty simple case because as I said, everyone has something to hide. Everyone. ... Everyone.
Cam
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo. Phil: Word.
Haley: Mom!
Claire: What? I do this every day at 3.
Arvin: So, this is the doll you slept with.
Dylan: Hey, you're pretty handsome yourself.
What's your game, old man?
Gloria
I know this is going to sound crazy, but I have always worried that when DeDe died she was going to come back and haunt me. Maybe it's because she whispered it to me at my wedding.
Gloria
Mitchell! Just because mom is dead doesn't mean she was a saint!
Claire
I am totally confused about what we're supposed to do.
Phil
Phil: On the trip's final morning, Dede was found in her room. She had apparently passed peacefully in her sleep, as a smile graced her face and her hands clutched ten pages of suggestions for the hotel staff.
Claire: That is so mom.
Mitch: Easy.
It just feels inappropriate being dressed like this. I should be in something dark with a capped sleeve.
Cam
