Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Quotes
Yeah, he gives me a hard time. But that's the deal with a father-in-law. The key is I never let him see just how much it devastates me.
Phil
She bit me! Ow! She did it again! It's like Twilight back here!
Cam
Pretty soon you get some hair on your chest, you start answering the phone, and people don't think you're ladies.
Jay [to Manny and Luke]
Cam: She's already prone to flashbacks, if you know what I mean.
Mitchell: You know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?
She suggested an Arabian Nights theme. Isn't it a little soon?
Claire
Or you could just be nice and pay it forward. They don't make movies out of bad ideas.
Phil
At this rate, I'm going to miss the first dance...at my wedding!
Manny
We'll be on her like white on rice... which might sound racist because we're white and she, presumably, like rice.
Cam
Luke: Here's something I didn't know about mannequins: They don't have a wiener.
Claire: Gus is a symbol.
Gloria: A sex symbol?
Jay: Flag on the play.
Manny: What does that mean?!?
Oh, the smiley face makes it okay! 'I waterboarded our toddler, LOL!'
Cam
