Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Quotes
In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.
Gloria
I was a lot like you in high school except my hair was shorter and my guitar was a flute.
Vitamin P
Why do I almost always kill my husbands? I will never forget you, Jay!
Gloria
Sad face emoticon! I can feel the hurt through the phone!
Phil
Missouri is more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for. It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.
Cam
I need her name and address so I can mess her up!
Haley
This is how I like to cuddle.
Cam's mother
If you ain't white, you ain't right.
Phil
My knee's been singing all morning.
Manny
I really thought it was too late for me. But for the last few minutes, I've been watching all of you acting like children and it hit me. I've got plenty of time left to be a kid.
Manny
You cheated on me with choreography and that is the worst kind.
Cam
Just filling out the application to family camp. You don't win the 'Dirty Dancing' competition and not go back to defend your crown.
Phil
