Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 5 Quotes
Jay: Hi hunnie.
Gloria: I got in trouble.
Jay: Whatever she did, add it to my tab.
It’s all gravy, when you’re in the A.V.
Phil
Haley: You’re super green!
Mitchell: I know! I’m recycling a dollhouse, I recycled a child.
I think I’m recording the game but you can never know. The last time I got 6 hours of Bravo.
Jay
Jay: Why do you look like that when I look like this?
Manny: My friends say it’s because of your money.
There’s a caste system at school. Academic teachers at the top, gym teachers at the bottom. It’s offensive and disrespectful, they treat us like we’re lunch ladies.
Cam
My other daddy says your yard looks like a litter box.
Lily
She’s like a self-cleaning oven.
Phil [about Alex]
I'm fine, he's only one. I watched him pee into his own face and smile.
Jay
Okay that's a lot of mirror looking and that's me saying that.
Haley
I'm not having a wedding slash Hunger Games themed sweet sixteen part- oh you're tapping your fingers. You really do have a plan.
Mitchell
Cam: Poker face, poker face.
Mitchell: Ok, now work on your poker voice.
