Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 5 Quotes
I've been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.
Haley
What happened to him? He didn't used to be that self-conscious before high school. He used to go around in his poncho, play the band flute. I miss my old Manny.
Gloria
A happy kid is like an anti-depressant. But a natural one, not the kind your husband has to find in your jewelry drawer.
Phil
Haley: Oh my God I'm missing a text.
Alex: It just got real didn't it?
Her head sounds like pop rocks.
Cam
You win an Oscar. You buy a Golden Globe.
Cam
I have a mandate and not the kind you hide from your wife.
Gil
That's different, that was gossip and gossip belongs to everyone.
Cam
Gloria: Some people you turn your back for one second and they have another family from the bad side of town.
Jay: You ARE my other family from the bad side of town.
Should you be more worried that Haley has a nurse's uniform in her closet?
Alex
Do you see anything suspicious? Like smoke, or paraphernalia, or nachos?
Claire
Mitchell: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Cam: Well you did and do you know what the sad thing is? We could be laughing at someone's calf implants right now.
