NCIS: Los Angeles
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Kensi: I think he'll love it because it's coming from you.
Deeks: Not saying he wouldn't enjoy a leather gym bag even more though.
The level at which you understand marriage is outstanding.
Sam
You did all the work, I just followed your plan.
Shah
Wow, well, he's a few crayons short of a full box.
Deeks
No one ever pushed me. People push you when they care.
Callen
Some people actually take the chain of command seriously.
Hanna
Deeks: This is supposed to be you and I against -
Kip: Yeah, that was before you accused your best friend of murder.
What is a celebrity photographer doing at the home of a CIA officer?
Callen
Sam: MTE!
Callen: Huh?
Sam: My thoughts exactly -- what? I text with my daughter!
Deeks: Oh that's all very educational.
Nell: Oh yes, I'm learning a few things too.
Kensi: I minored in botany.
Deeks: You also majored in "bother me."
Hanna: You'll be working for that kid one day.
Callen: Yeah, next week!