Kensi: I think he'll love it because it's coming from you.
Deeks: Not saying he wouldn't enjoy a leather gym bag even more though.

The level at which you understand marriage is outstanding.

Sam

You did all the work, I just followed your plan.

Shah

Wow, well, he's a few crayons short of a full box.

Deeks

No one ever pushed me. People push you when they care.

Callen

Some people actually take the chain of command seriously.

Hanna

Deeks: This is supposed to be you and I against -
Kip: Yeah, that was before you accused your best friend of murder.

What is a celebrity photographer doing at the home of a CIA officer?

Callen

Sam: MTE!
Callen: Huh?
Sam: My thoughts exactly -- what? I text with my daughter!

Deeks: Oh that's all very educational.
Nell: Oh yes, I'm learning a few things too.

Kensi: I minored in botany.
Deeks: You also majored in "bother me."

Hanna: You'll be working for that kid one day.
Callen: Yeah, next week!