Callen: What can I say. I bring out the passion in [women].
Sam: And the crazy.

Do you care to explain?

Mosley [to Hidoko]

Hidoko: You spent some time in drama camp, didn't you?
Eric: I dabbled in the arts.

Hot yoga enthusiasts must be up in arms.

Mosley

I don't need any damn tea!

Hetty

Sam: Can you hurry up?
Eric: Do I come to your work and tell you how to arm bar?

It's so nice to be wanted.

Hetty [to Dang]

Wow! Talk about an immaculate reception!

Deeks

I don't want to go through what Sam did. I don't know how the guy gets up in the morning.

Deeks [to Kensi]

If I carry around the Swiss flag, would I stop getting caught in the middle of these things?

Hidoko

Hell hath no fury like an inmate who misses his soap operas.

Warden

Kensi: Nice shooting.
Deeks: Nice driving.