Don't let a temporary solution become a permanent mistake.

Hetty [to Callen]

Nell: Hetty knows everything I think.
Eric: That's what I thought.

Anna: Well, that was interesting.
Nell: I think I'm built for this.
Anna: I'll be driving home.

Kensi: And, don't smell me ever again.
Deeks: No promises.

Dallas: You're one chromosome away from being a monkey.
Sam: That's very nice.

You guys got some wicked moves out there. Was that the Lambada?

to Perez and Kensi}

Deeks: Sometimes you got to ask your WWCD: What would Columbo do?

I had a little help from the meerkats in Ops. A couple of Dave & Buster's gift cards and they crack like peanut brittle.

Deeks

Deeks: I can't find it.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: My tiny violin.
Kensi: You're such a jerk.

Who's Waldo?

Callen

That's sexist and wrong on so many levels.

Deeks [to his mother]

Callen: I thought you said you'd stay in the garage?
Joelle: I thought you said you were a securities trader.

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Don't let a temporary solution become a permanent mistake.

Hetty [to Callen]

Nell: Hetty knows everything I think.
Eric: That's what I thought.