We came, we saw, we kicked ass.

Sam

I helped my friend solve her problem. I could do it again. It's a lot easier than you think.

Kensi [to Mia]

Sarraf: What more can I ask from life?
Kensi: Not much more than that.

Guess we got hacked again!

Eric

Deeks: I can't find it.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: My tiny violin.
Kensi: You're such a jerk.

We both know that you don't have the balls.

Hetty [to Mattias]

Eric: There's no way to alert Sam or get him any weapons.
Nell: We may have overplayed our hand this time.

Deeks: You got my back?
Kensi: Always.

Mosley: They drove the ambulance into the harbor?
Agent Hidoko: That's hardcore.

Anna: I think we all need to see pictures of Lifeguard Callen.
Callen: Not gonna happen.
Fatima: I'm thinking feathered hair.

Jennifer: We have to know our parents to know ourselves.
Callen: Believe me, I know all about that.

If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you've turned into a real boy, Pinocchio.

Sam [to Callen]