A friend and an early mentor always used to say, 'A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.'

Hetty

All this time hunting for the mole, and now it seems as if the mole is headed straight at us.

Hetty [to Kensi]

I'm not scared of Hetty.

Danny

Really? A machete?

Deeks

A man with no friends doesn't have to worry about them turning into enemies.

Tuhon

Deeks: And there she is.
Kensi: Here I am.

Callen: We're all being targeted by different agencies.
Kensi: Whoever is doing this has a lot of pull.
Callen: And a lot of connections.

Deeks: I feel like I'm more confused after you've explained it.
Nell: It's really not that complicated.
Deeks: No more words. There are some things that Deeks doesn't need to understand.

Callen: You and Kens going to light up the neighborhood Griswold-style?
Deeks; I'd like to, but she wasn't really down this year.
Callen: She's been through a lot. You always have next year.
Deeks: I was really looking forward to decking the crap out of those halls.

Anna: We are definitely not at a point in our relationship where we feel bound to do a lot of stuff we really don't want to do, just because we feel obligated. Which I'm really not good at doing.
Callen: Maybe I'll surprise you.

Sam: Burpies??
Granger: Burpies.

That's sexist and wrong on so many levels.

Deeks [to his mother]

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

A friend and an early mentor always used to say, 'A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.'

Hetty

All this time hunting for the mole, and now it seems as if the mole is headed straight at us.

Hetty [to Kensi]