NCIS: Los Angeles
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Crusty, Miss Jones? That's a little harsh.
Kilbride [to Nell]
Callen: Now you're scaring me.
Nell: Good, you should be scared. You all should be scared. Because I am the Nellverine.
Nell: I'm not comfortable with this.
Kilbride: We're not running a spa here, Miss Jones.
Deeks: Seriously, you're kidnapping me on a public beach?
Igor [Shouting]: Does anyone care if we kidnap him on a public beach?
Callen: Your injury isn't close to being healed.
Joelle: You mean my amputation? Call it what it is.
If anybody sends me an emoji, they will be boiled.
Kilbride
I do not meditate. I drink alcohol to relax just like a normal person.
Kilbride [to Nell]
One of the advantages of having your leg cut off. Everyone starts talking to you like you're the Queen of England.
Joelle [to Callen]
Sam: You didn't say what agency you're with.
Agent: No, I didn't.
Couldn't you just let an old, tired man talk?
Kilbride [to Nell]
Callen: You cut that a little close.
Kensi: Eh, what are you gonna do?
Kilbride: Am I Bob Fosse?
Nell: No.
Kilbride: Then stop tap dancing.
