NCIS: Los Angeles
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Apparently, Communist ideology is no match for a Niemann shoe sale.
Callen [to Carlson]
Carlson: You don't know where your girlfriend is?
Callen: I'm beginning to think we're broken up.
It's like the Kremlin is your family.
Carlson [to Callen]
Oleg: I'm not traitor.
Callen: Of course you're not. I appreciate that.
Let me know what you find out. I might be getting paranoid.
Callen [to Fatima]
Sam: What's this I hear about a boyfriend?
Kam: Hmmm.
At least you didn't kill him.
Callen [to Sam]
I'm 83 years old. Every day is a dance with death.
Keller [to Fatima]
Fatima: Why didn't she tell Sam about her car?
Eric: Because he would have made her get a tank.
I knew something would go wrong without [Kam's] momma around.
Sam [to Roundtree]
Roundtree: Are you sure you want to do this?
Sam: I need to do this.
Eric: Don't make me pull rank.
Fatima: You don't have rank.
