Arkady: I promise you won't even know I'm here.
Sam: Impossible.

Nell: I can't believe Hetty Jedi mine-tricked [her mother] into [surgery].
Eric: The force is strong with that one.

Deeks: You're a good man, John Rogers. You're a good man.
Rogers: Don't make me regret it.

Rogers: Do we get TV on this thing?
Eric: Yeah. Let me adjust the rabbit ears.

Callen: How'd you find me?
Reyes: I'm a U.S. Marshal. That's kind of my job.

Before you leave, remember to turn out the lights.

Hetty [to Eric]

Tea? You mean like dry, dead plants in hot water?

Deeks

Fatima: How is everybody?
Kensi: We're good.
Fatima: How is Edward Morrison?
Sam: He's not so good. He's dead.

You never have to worry about me. Only the good die young.

Hetty [to Nell]

You do not just take no for an answer.

Nell [to Hetty]

No balloons, no dog. Where's the joy?

Callen [to Sam]

I'm feeling hot, because Kensi is on fire.

Kensi