You did what you needed to do to protect [Derrick].

Sam [to Mosley]

Undercover again? What are you supposed to be this time, one of the Von Trapp children?

Kilbride [to Eric]

Sabatino [to Sam]: When did your partner turn into Matlock?
Callen: I prefer Baretta.

You two are adorable.

Sabatino [to Sam and Callen]

Hey, we've got a hit. Sorry, poor choice of words.

Eric

Deeks: Ultimate Frisbee team captain!
Kensi: How is that even a thing?

Smoke and mirrors, Sabatino. Smoke and mirrors.

Deeks [to Sabatino]

No one expects me to get anything off of that [laptop]. It smells like a churro.

Eric [to Nell]

As someone who's been through a few things, I promise you this too will pass.

Sam [to Mosley]

You need to be alive to do that.

Sam [to Prince Kamal]

I love hacking these things. It combines my passion for math with my hidden voyeuristic tendencies.

Eric

Oh, so you're doing [wedding planning] again.

Nell