Torres: I hate math.
McGee: But you love kicking down doors.

Ian: I was told this assistant M.E. position was for dead bodies.
Murphy: Sorry for being alive.

Gibbs: I don't care about the investigation.
Nurse: Then family after all.

You hang in there, amigo.

GIbbs [to Torres]

Director, what is going on?

McGee [to Vance]

These are the only kids I have left.

GIbbs [to Vance]

Kind of like my version of building a boat, but not in a basement.

Jack [to Gibbs]

This is kind of thing you don't recover from.

Gibbs [to Bishop]

You're literally holding the murder weapon in your hand.

Bishop [to Colleen]

Gibbs: It's Phil. He wants some more relationship advice.
Jack: From you?

Maybe I should be like you, be a lone wolf. Go the way of the Gibbs.

Phil [to Gibbs]

With two bodies in Autopsy, the chocolate-covered strawberries are going to have to wait.

Palmer

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?