Coyle: Where's your attorney?
Gibbs: Chasing ambulances.

Gibbs: Tell the truth.
Bishop: Tell the truth to who?

Vance: How's your day going?
Gibbs: I've had better.

Vance: Whatever happens next, Gibbs, I can't save you.
Gibbs: I know.

You know we're being punished.

McGee [to Torres and Bishop]

Sawyer, don't be a dick.

Tyler [to Sawyer]

Torres: Sawyer was right. We are the cool kids.
Bishop: Were the cool kids.

Thatcher: That shouldn't take an advanced degree.
McGee: I have two of those.

McGee: How did you get a clicker?
Sawyer: By following Vance's orders.

I've got a better question. What are you three even doing here?

Sawyer [to McGee, Torres, and Bishop]

Torres: I don't want to talk about it.
Gibbs: Well, I think you came to the right place.

Torres: He's lying.
Bishop: How can you tell?
Torres: His lips are moving.

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?