Stock: It's too early to be calling them hostages yet.
Gibbs: I don't care what you call them. I just want to get them out alive.

Man, that is commitment.

Kasie

Jimmy: Now what?
Max: Now you cut him open.

I'd say we were throwing out some good old-fashioned blarney.

Jimmy

Bishop: We got a dead body?
Gibbs: I don't know what we got.

I'm not going to say a damn thing until I get a root beer.

Joe

The admiral needs to read a book on Fung Shui.

Joe

The medal stays where it is so I have leverage.

Joe [to McGee]

You've seen war. How many people have you told about the worst of it?

Joe [to Gibbs]

You prove it. That's your job.

Joe [to Gibbs]

Gibbs: Let's do this, Butch.
Fornell: No, I'm Sundance. You're never not Butch.

Fornell: Then it's your own kid and you think, "Who's broken now?"
Gibbs: How's the pizza?

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?