You must have missed me, going and getting a dog.

Phineas [to Gibbs]

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Marcie: You have a boat in your basement?
Gibbs: Where else am I going to put it?

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God, [Jessica's] a bad influence.

Torres

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Jessica: I killed a stapler.
Torres: Oh, I've been there.

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Pretend I'm not as smart as you.

Jessica [to Palmer]

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Bishop: Was it worth it?
GIbbs: Some things, Bishop, have a cost. They still have to be done.

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Jessica: Oh, that's Gibbs' desk?
Bishop: Yup.
Jessica: Oh. I'm so sorry.

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McGee: These two?
Bishop: Dead.
Torres: They sure the hell are.

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Marcie: If it makes you feel any better, the boat's not done yet.
Gibbs: What?
Marcie: It's bad luck to launch a boat without a name.

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Put me in, Coach! Boy, sound really travels in here.

Jessica [to McGee]

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Gibbs: How do you use this?
Kasie: It's completely idiot-proof. ... But a quick overview never hurts.

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Bishop: You disappeared, Gibbs, without a word.
Gibbs: Sometimes there's nothing left to be said

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