WE NEED TO LAUNCH! IF WE DO NOT LAUNCH, WE ARE GOING TO DIE! Maybe not today, but SOON ENOUGH. We HAVE TO LAUNCH!!

Petty Officer Hardy

Torres: I guess World War III is going to have to wait.
Wilson: Listen to me. We have to launch. We have to launch.
Torres: Blah, blah, blah, creepy hermit.

You know, the internet will be the death of us all.

Ducky

If this is a surprise party, you know I would rather shave my eyeballs.

Ducky

Vance: Dr. Mallard, I'm sure you are aware that the FBI and CIA have agency historians whose purpose is to ensure that the collective knowledge of those institutions lives on for future generations.
Ducky: Yes, of course, but what has that to do with me? [reads sign] Donald Mallard, MD. NCIS Historian.

If you know, I need you to say it.

Bishop

I’ve got one with a swan, I’ve got one with a kid, I’ve got one with a plant.

Gibbs

First I’ve got Torres going swan, now I’ve got you going Mallard.

Kasie

You made your choice. You don’t get to show up at my door now and pretend that you care.

Faith

The funny thing about hope. When she gets into your blood, she never leaves you.

Land Lady

I tried every which way to let you go, and I can’t.

Sloane

It’s not what you think.

Mallory

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?