NCIS
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSPopular NCIS Quotes
McGee [on baby names]: For the boy, we’ve got it narrowed down to Indiana, Han, or Harrison.
Reeves: Oh, gosh. Poor kid!
McGee: Where’s they go?
Gibbs: Not the question.
McGee: What happened?
Gibbs: *That’s* the question!
Gibbs: Any problems?
Torres: None, except Bishop almost blowing up our cover, we’re pretty good.
Bishop: Excuse me?
Torres: You shouldn’t have slapped his hand away.
Bishop: I don’t give out free samples! I’ve got three kids to feed and a sick Nana in Boca. [Torres stares at her.] What? You told me to have a backstory. That’s my backstory.
Torres: That’s actually… that’s actually pretty good.
Bishop: Thank you.
McGee: What’s wrong with Nana?
Bishop: Shingles!
Gibbs: Condolences.
Vance: Agent Torres, you disobeyed a direct order!
Torres: I thought it was more a suggestion…
Vance: That’s *not* the direction you want to go in!
Torres: Fine. I made a choice.
Gibbs: Not your call to make, Nick. You put your partner at risk.
She looks more “band camp” than “bad-ass.”
Bishop [regarding a suspect]
McGee: What’d you do to your finger?
Abby: Oh, uh, nothing. I mean, well, I got a splinter. Don’t tell Gibbs, ‘cause he’ll, like, try to dig it out with a knife.
Of course the camera loves Bishop. What’s she got, a wind machine?
Torres
Fear and guilt are two peas in a pod, Gibbs.
Sloane
This is one of the obligations of the job… I will never feel comfortable with.
Gibbs [about notification of the suicide]
Welcome to the uncomfortable room with the one-way mirror.
Gibbs
Maya: Can we do this [questioning] after practice?
Torres: We don’t make appointments.
So, my little girl is a thief. Not a good look for the head of a federal agency.
Vance
