NCIS
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSPopular NCIS Quotes
Sloane: So, if this ‘one of a kind’ Viking war stick is in storage…
Abby: What is it doing here?
Abby: I saw no moxie when she stayed at my place last night! She barely even spoke to me!
Jimmy: By any chance, did you have her sleep in your guest casket?
Abby: I do not have a guest *casket*, I have a guest *room*!
Sloane: I’m flattered, Gibbs! Finally made it to your Inner Sanctum.
Gibbs: It’s a basement.
Bishop: Where to begin?
Gibbs: Probably with the one labeled ‘Viking War Stick.’
Jimmy: I mean, I guess I can see how some lawyer could use the confusion of an evacuation to call into question the chain of evidence, but, well, Autopsy *and* Abby’s lab have secure storage. These new rules clearly are written by some out-of-touch bean counter!
Bishop: I helped write the protocol when I was at NSA.
Jimmy: You used the words “evacuation” and “evidence” twice in the same sentence.
‘Fall back’?! We need to get in there, with Sherman tanks!
Reeves
Gibbs: That was some nice shooting, Leon!
Vance: It was our house. Had to defend it.
Gibbs: Is that my weapon?
Vance: [shrugs]
Bishop: So our intruder accidentally killed himself--
Abby: --with a pipe bomb--
Bishop: --on the roof of NCIS headquarters.
Gibbs [translating]: She wants to know why his [Torres] shirt’s so tight.
Bishop: Don’t we all!
I’ve held lots of arms. Yours are more than decent.
Annie [to Torres]
Oh, you have a *plan*, Gibbs, don’t you? I see it all over you!
Sloane
Wait, you’re friends with your arch-enemy from high school?
McGee [to Bishop]
