Bishop: Technology tantrum.
Torres: Joining my club, McGee?

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Detective Campbell: I invited NCIS here as a courtesy.
Gibbs: How about as a courtesy, I don't kick your ass!

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Abby: Gibbs, I can't have a conversation by myself!
Gibbs: It's never stopped you before.

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McGee: How do you sleep at night?!
Torres: On my back. Naked.

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I love animals, but I think I'd love my husband more.

Abby

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Did you just read an ellipsis out loud?

Quinn

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He was a Marine. [Gibbs stares at him meaningfully.] ...And always will be.

Torres

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McGee: What are you doing?
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: Changing the subject!

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Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom?
Gibbs: ...Nope!

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What, you guys want my lunch money, or...?

Torres [surrounded by Bishop's brothers]

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Bishop's Brother [regarding Ellie's boyfriend]: We just want to make sure he's not a deranged serial killer!
Bishop's Other Brother: Or a vegan!

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Trust only works when it goes both ways.

Qasim

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