NCIS
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSPopular NCIS Quotes
Gibbs: What’s your favorite drink?
Kasie: Rum and Coke!
Gibbs: At work!
Kasie: Oh, *not* Rum and Coke!
Sloane: Once he’s dead, I’ll feel a whole lot better.
Gibbs [softly]: I doubt that.
Sloane: What are you talking about?
Gibbs: My wife’s birthday was yesterday. Shannon. She and my daughter, Kelly, they were killed together. The man who did that, I hunted him down and I shot him in the head. And I really thought that would ease the ache in my heart. Nope. Not to this day. And you’re the only one I’ve told.
Kasie [about Gibbs]: He *always* follows orders?
Ducky: Always. [beat] Ish.
Sloane [McGee has left in a hurry]: Yep, he knows.
Vance: Well, at least he was nice enough to lie.
Torres: How did it go with Sloane and your friend?
McGee: Well, good morning to you, too, Gossip Girl.
Torres [on dating]: And I *do* know what it’s like out there, Bishop. It’s no easier for a handsome guy. Believe me.
Bishop: Yeah, I believe that you *believe* that, but I’d believe you’d be *wrong*!
McGee [shakes his head]: Unbelievable.
Delilah: Honey, how often do I get to hang out with all your old high school buddies?
Chloe: We were more than just buddies.
Delilah: Oh, I can't wait to hear all about that.
Did you think I was organizing my receipts for fun? No, that's something dorks who build their own computers do.
Torres
McGee: So why the lying?
Mr. Lewis: Because you're a cop.
I am exactly where I want to be, and as it turns out, the Navy made me into who I am.
McGee
Gibbs: Rule 99.
Sloane: Never tells Gibbs he's being audited.
Torres: That's not a real thing.
Mr. Lewis: Anything else?
Torres: You should pay more attention to your star pupils. Top of the class, here [nods toward McGee].
