NCIS
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSPopular NCIS Quotes
McGee [to Bishop]: Wait, did you say meadow muffins?
Gibbs [walking by]: Cut the crap!
Palmer: I knew the second that I told him that he knew. Worse off, he knows that I know that he knows.
Torres: Well, you know that he knows, he knows that ... never mind. Why did you lie?
Palmer: I may not run NCIS, but make no mistake, I could have a team of agents down here within a matter of minutes.
Peter: You're already in way too deep or else there would be agents here already.
Gibbs: Then how? You and Palmer were the last to see the dry cleaner alive.
Ed: Yeah, but you know we didn't do it. [pause] Don't you?
Ed: Hey, Stevie has had challenged you know nothing about. Not everyone is born with your sunny disposition, unencumbered by darkness.
Palmer: Unencumbered. Is that what you think of me? You think that I just came into this world whistling rainbows?
Damn place gets me every time.
DiNozzo Senior
One thing I am certain of, my future will no longer include NCIS. Jethro, I've done all I have to do. It's time for Dr. Palmer to be the permanent Chief Medical Examiner. I'm sorry. Goodnight.
Ducky
Torres: Uh, Gibbs, my head is killing me.
Gibbs: How much did you have to drink last night?
McGee: How many times did you try calling him?
Bishop: Thirteen, I just, I really hate paperwork.
McGee: No judgments.
Bishop: Hey, have you seen Torres?
McGee: Um, I'm doing fine. Thank you for asking.
Bishop: Oh, okay, McGee, I just saw you like eight hours ago. Do we really need to debrief every morning?
McGee: Well, I guess not.
Torres: How the hell did I get here?
Gibbs: You asking me?
Torres: I'm sure I don't even know where here is?
Gibbs: Apex Marina.
Torres: And what happened to me?
Gibbs: Are these rhetorical questions?
If you know, I need you to say it.
Bishop
