NCIS
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Torres [on dating]: And I *do* know what it’s like out there, Bishop. It’s no easier for a handsome guy. Believe me.
Bishop: Yeah, I believe that you *believe* that, but I’d believe you’d be *wrong*!
McGee [shakes his head]: Unbelievable.
Delilah: Honey, how often do I get to hang out with all your old high school buddies?
Chloe: We were more than just buddies.
Delilah: Oh, I can't wait to hear all about that.
Did you think I was organizing my receipts for fun? No, that's something dorks who build their own computers do.
Torres
McGee: So why the lying?
Mr. Lewis: Because you're a cop.
I am exactly where I want to be, and as it turns out, the Navy made me into who I am.
McGee
Gibbs: Rule 99.
Sloane: Never tells Gibbs he's being audited.
Torres: That's not a real thing.
Mr. Lewis: Anything else?
Torres: You should pay more attention to your star pupils. Top of the class, here [nods toward McGee].
Young Tim: I don't know what I should do. I'm sure you can't relate to that.
Commander: You'd be surprised. We all have our dreams.
I'm just saying that talent is a real thing; not everybody has it. You should find out what you're good at, just do that.
Mr. Lewis
So, is it just the one or is there another mummified body under the bed?
Palmer
Commander: It's an embarrassment. You should be joining JROTC or learning to sail instead of prancing around in ...
Teen Tim: I don't want to.
Kasie: If I didn't know better, I'd say your computer is trying to connect to some sort of remote virus.
McGee: That's because it is, one trying to take down the Department of Defense.
Kasie: Really? And how do you know that?
McGee: Because I wrote it.
