NCIS
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Did you just read an ellipsis out loud?
Quinn
He was a Marine. [Gibbs stares at him meaningfully.] ...And always will be.
Torres
McGee: What are you doing?
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: Changing the subject!
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom?
Gibbs: ...Nope!
What, you guys want my lunch money, or...?
Torres [surrounded by Bishop's brothers]
Bishop's Brother [regarding Ellie's boyfriend]: We just want to make sure he's not a deranged serial killer!
Bishop's Other Brother: Or a vegan!
Trust only works when it goes both ways.
Qasim
Fear often makes people do things they shouldn't. But that's human.
Qasim
Next time you leave the country on assignment, Bishop? Tell your brothers!
Gibbs
Flemming: Director, it's *my* life.
Vance: And we're gonna protect it. [beat] You're welcome!
This is exactly how zombie movies start.
Torres [entering an empty lab]
Abby: They're Navy rats.
Reeves: Officers or enlisted?